eunuch

a male whose sexual glands (testes) have been removed before puberty; a castrated male. Eunuchs, or 'castrati' develop many of the secondary sex characteristics of females, especially a higher voice, absence of a beard, and scanty body hair. At one time, castration was performed to preserve the soprano voice of young choir boys, and also to provide harem guards who could not seduce their charges. (Greek euoukus, 'guardian of the bed.')

"You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You're not a eunuch, are you?"
- Capt. Jack Sparrow

by Dave Hoff May 3, 2005

Eurovision

Best fucking competition.

"We pwn you at teh Eurovision"

by pro-nun-see-A-shun July 5, 2003

Eurologist

a doctor specializing in the care and treatment of European pricks. The majority of Eurology' patients are typically French.

The mere sight of Francois - or whatever the fuck his name is - pisses me off. I think he needs a Eurologist.

by cyclopath September 22, 2010

Europower

(n.) One of the main economies of Europe. This does not include duchies, principalities or struggling nations. Europowers were the heads of now collapsed colonial empires that still occupy the overwhelming majority of places on the league of most powerful economies.

France, UK, Germany, Spain, Portugal, The Netherlands, Italy, Austria etc.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 15, 2004

Eurovision

A european song contest in which Australia participates even if they aren’t fucking close to Europe.
Each year, they do the finale in the country of last year’s winner.

-Where will they do Eurovision next year if Australia wins this year?
-I don’t know, I guess we’ll just cancel it

by abcef54 April 17, 2018

Euphanasia

An easy or painless death / or A way to end pain and suffering. Tupac

Starving kids in search of Euphanasia.

by How to houdini March 17, 2018

european swallow

Migratory birds who can carry coconuts but need to do it in pairs while tied to the coconut in a line.

"Maybe two (european swallows) carrying it on a line,"
"What!? Held under the dorcel guiding feathers!?"
"Why not?!"

by swallowcarryingacoconut December 18, 2005