Duke day

The day that celebrities that sweet and glorious birth of Duke Dennis. It’s celebrated every February 26th everywhere, we grill, eat, set off fireworks and have a good time.
Did you hear the news? This Duke Day will be the biggest since 206BCE.
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Duke Day

On Feb 26 the one the greatest man who lived throughout centuries Mr. DeeBlock Duke Dennis our glorious king well renowned glorious birthday.
Yo, It's Feb 26. It's Duke Day!!!!!!!!!!! Do you know what that means finna throw sum on the grill and not go to work
by Duke Dennis The 100th March 02, 2024
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Duke Day

on february 26th the legendary and fine ass Duke Dennis was born and due to his continued brilliance we have decided to name february 26th duke day
me: yo how are you gonna celebrate duke day?
friend: i’m just gonna put sum on the grill nothing to crazy.
by yxngchizzy March 01, 2024
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Pumpkin Duke

That kid who always parties, and is really fun to hang out.

The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
OMG! Pumpkin Duke is inviting me to his house!
WE'RE GONNA PARTY!!!!
by Blazingdragon May 17, 2015
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Duke Buckley

"That Duke Buckley bloke is about as powerful as Johnny Bravo fuck me"
by eisjngijueiasd April 27, 2022
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Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.
Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )
by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021
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The Duke

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!

Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!

Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?

Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!

Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-

Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY

The Duke: Uhhhhhh
by FunGun53 December 16, 2019
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