by winter sprinter January 17, 2021

The sexiest man on the planet has a huge cock and is really fuckin hilarious. He is a leader and a con artist is really smart and knows his way around getting in trouble
by Astroman2526 October 27, 2011

by dankmemestermcgee November 7, 2018

by Headlocknoogie November 22, 2021

That kid who always parties, and is really fun to hang out.
The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
The girl who is loved by everyone, because she's a boss.
by Blazingdragon May 19, 2015

The Duke is Duke, and Duke is good, and Duke is also named The Duke, with uppercases. Duke is love, Duke is life, but Duke isn't Shrek, which still has a k in it's name. But Duke isn't that bad, cuz Duke is also Torn City's penis slapper, have you ever went in a loot level 4 Duke raid? Anyways, Duke is Duke, and Duke is great.
Potato Guy: Hey! I just looted a fedora on duke!
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
Me: YOU POOR IMBECILE, FOOL THAT YOU ARE DIDN'T WRITE DUKE PROPERLY!!
Potato man: Bu- But..But how do I type it then?
Me: *Nervously approaching cardiac arrest* IT'S LIKE THIS: DUKE, DEE-YOU-KAY-E, DAMMIT, HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE IT?!
Brown/Beige vegetable developed male human: First, why is my name so long? And second, how can I know this? It's all fricking capit-
Mii: SHUSHH! WRONG NAME, YOU'RE THE 1832TH TO SEE THE DEPTH OF DUKE'S ASS, BE HAPPY
The Duke: Uhhhhhh
by FunGun53 December 16, 2019
