Dookie diarrhea hand job

When you take a solid turd and give it a handjob with diarrhea as the lube.

I was bored so I did a dookie diarrhea hand job with my homies.

by Dookiediarrheahandjob February 12, 2022

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Spooky Dookie

A seasonal prank or practical joke performed on Halloween night in which one stealthily takes a shit in an unsuspecting person’s jackolantern. This can be performed at any time on October 31st and carry’s the most risk during trick or treating hours. With the use of front porch cameras gaining popularity it is recommended that this be done in costume to maintain anonymity.

Dang it Bernadine it’s another dat gum spooky dookie, just can’t have a nice jackolantern with that Johnson boy running around. I’ll catch him in the act one of these years.

by Jimmy frank April 10, 2022

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fat ass dookie butt

A woman that has a lot of poops near her but hole.

Lala has a fat ass dookie butt.

by Stellarspace April 10, 2022

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dookie-script

1.A phrase yelled on a fast-break in basketball used to call attention to creativity exhibited before a slam dunk. To "shit-on" opponents with originality and flare.

2.Calling attention to aerial originality and finesse.

*Can also be applied to skateboarding, skydiving, snowboarding, diving and other aerial sports as well as fighting video games that allow air juggles.

Ex.1

Moe ~ "Yo, did you see Vince Carter on the allstar game last night?"

Mack ~ "No doubt, kid. Vince got mad dookie scripts."

Ex.2

Al ~ "You can't see me in Tekken 5...I use Heihachi and y'know he's strong!"

Doug ~ "Nah, I'm dookie-script lord with Nina. One uppercut and its over, son."

by Haloed Griot May 13, 2005

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