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Donkey lipper

A derelict, poser, or someone who sucks at driving a vehicle or race car.
Mike Overcast is such a donkey lipper.
by acheron800 April 11, 2011
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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Scuba Donkey

From the iCarly episode “iParty with Victorious

An iconic Penny Tees design
I love your Scuba Donkey shirt!
Thanks I’m a huge iCarly fan
by Poopooinsidemypants December 12, 2022
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Donkey Smoocher

A person who kisses ass to get what they want.
The Donkey Smoocher got a promotion from their boss because they donkey smooched em' everyday!
by Callmecrazyx1 June 11, 2014
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Glasgow donkey

When you're eating ass and they accidently donkey kick you while they cum
So I was about to blow my load and I totally Glasgow donkey'ed my girlfriend
by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 24, 2020
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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