Biblical Donkey

Biblical Donkey is another way of saying ass but in a Jesus way so it is okay. If you say Biblical Donkey instead of ass you wont get shunned to hell. :) biblical donkey is a word mainly used by Canadians because they can't say mean things so they insult others with big words
person 1: you're a biblical donkey
person 2: what the fuck does that fucking mean Derrel!
by XxThatWhiteGuyxX October 31, 2019
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Ape Donkey

A person (always male) who can act like a bit of a dick at times (between 25-50% of the time) however is not as bad as a Wank Dog.
Question: "What do you make of that guy?"
Response: "He's an Ape Donkey!"
by Tebsin September 19, 2010
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Major Donkey

fat ass fat ass fat ass
i'll deadass tear that shit up
by goth coot September 25, 2020
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Donkey circus

I don't know about you, but I think a donkey circus would be both wholesome and amazing.
by McFibbleSquirts July 09, 2021
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donkey blessed

Having a large penis.
Steve: "Ahh that Hugo is donkey blessed!"
by Hugo-h12 January 22, 2014
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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donkey barbeque

An ass-chewing. A verbal reprimand.
Mike didn't finish the project by deadline.

Uh oh, There's going to be a donkey barbeque.
by onehandcrabbing December 06, 2013
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