by Richardo Cars May 23, 2006
Get the dirt jamsmug. The phenomenon occurring when gorgeous, vibrant, total-package women engage in relationships with men who are beneath them either in attitude, appearance, or overall composure - from simpletons to the average guido douchebag. The abbreviated version is 'doaf.'
Tiger Woods is dirt on a flower (Elin Woods). Brad Pitt performed a real doaf move on Jennifer Aniston.
by John Doaf December 5, 2009
Get the dirt on a flowermug. by TrimmazDaEsh November 7, 2018
Get the Dover Dirtmug. What you become after you die.
by Multigrain Cheerio Master July 17, 2022
Get the Yassified Dirtmug. by Chicken 45 January 15, 2020
Get the dirt wobblesmug. Scientific name: hippius Festivus, commonly referred to as the lesser dirt hippie. Endemic in local Burning Man circles, resides primarily in drum circles under the bridge or Venice Pier. Primarily eats what is yours. Roams in packs soliciting info on chem trails, homeopathy and antivaccine theories. Common markings include: dreadlocks, drug rugs, sacred geometry and tribal tattoos, and culturally appreciated headbands. The mating cry is often distinguished by screeches of, "Do your research!" and "Love and light!"
<Dave Attenborough> Notice the dirt hippies, seen in the wilds of Black Rock City, drinking at the common watering hole out of Nalgines they found discarded on the dance floor. Do not look them directly in the eye, unless one wants to be invited into their polyamorous relationship.
by namaste away December 28, 2020
Get the dirt hippiemug. 