Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce

Expression used when one is ripped off.

Guy: Dude, this ain't coke, it's nothin but baking flour.
Skeazy Dealer: Bullshit. This coke is the bee's knees. I got it from my cuz, yo.
Guy: Listen "bro", "Don't ejaculate in my mayonaise and call it special sauce." You and your "cuz" can go fuck yourselves.

by Brazzell Dazzle August 24, 2009

Don't worry about it

A phrase used to answer any number of questions and can only be used by the champion(s) of beer pong.

1) Person 1: Dude u just knocked over 4 of our cups, now we are down 8 - 2.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

2) Person 1: O man u just drove through tall grass with ur little corolla.

Person 2: Don't worry about it.

by team69 July 25, 2009

Don't spend it all in one place

Said when someone finds or receives a small amount of money and you jokingly tell them not to spend it all at once.

Bill: "Oh look there is a penny."
Jim: "Wow, don't spend it all in one place you douche."

by Don't spend it all at once May 28, 2014

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005

Don Dog

American satirical composer, born 1967, currently living in southeastern Pennsylvania. Bands have included Lizard and Schizo (1985), Yot Club (1986), Lizard Schizo and Bob (1985), Equinox (1984).

Songs too countless to mention.

His satirical music is often played on Baltimore's 98 Rock radio station, as well as other regional outlets.

Have you heard that new Don Dog album, Mike?

by Rob Wallace May 27, 2006

don't kapsen the berg

Expresion used to call a dutch guy when he's being lame or when he fucked something up or when he tells a bad joke.

Alex: "Hey Pie-eater, wanna go to Scottsdale tonight???"
Pie-eater: "Nah, mate-k... I'll be online"
Rich: "C'mon Pie-eater, don't kapsen the berg..."

by Farry October 3, 2007

don't plant corn

A phrase to tell your boyfriend or girlfriend, to not go and mess around with other people. Another way of say don't cheat, or don't put false hopes on other.

Hey Baby don't plant corn at work today

by Cassidy Thao October 10, 2007