Chronic

A term used for cheap marijuana all over the U.S.A to make it sound like its the best.

I got some killer chronic, but it only cost me $3.

by Visual September 3, 2003

Chronic masturbator

Someone with the urge to constantly touch themselves in unknown places. Particularly when they have a vajay jay like chewbacca.

Jess: ew rach stop doing that, chewbacca has been fed.

Rach: he needs more. Always more. Anyway I have an excuse, i am a chronic masturbator don't you know!

by Chewbaccas hair May 8, 2016

gin and chronic

1. the name for a meth lab derived from the use of anhydrous amonia, a common pesticide used in farming, to make methanphetamines. Came into common usage after the advent of Eli Whitney's Cotton gin, with reguard to the proximity between the pesticide and ginning aparatus.

Keep back a little; Lyle blew up that gin and chronic last week and burned off his eyebrows.

by jesse wboothe February 3, 2006

chrondillious

A descriptive term for high quality Marijuana

Man: Hey dude, could I come by and pick up a satchel* (bag of marijuana)
Dude: Yea man, I've got the chrondillious nuggletrons of death, come thru.

by Jake Griffiths June 26, 2006

chronic sadness

The intensely depressed feeling one gets after they quit smoking marijuana after long-term, habitual use.

Jay:"man, you were such a stoner..what happened?"
Bob: "I had to quit smoking for 30 days to pass a drug test...im so depressed, i literally started crying when i had to turn down that blunt earlier."
Jay: "man, you got that chronic sadness...bad"

by spongebong stonerpants September 8, 2009

chronically late

Any time you smoke weed after 4:20pm. The history as to why it is PM and not AM as well is unknown, but likely arbitrary.

Alt: Slang for when a dealer takes a longer than usual amount of time to deliver your pot.

"Man, it's five o'clock and you're just now smoking up..? You're chronically late!"

or

"Usually on time, Timmy wondered why PK was chronically late with the kind he had ordered."

by Sleightflow October 22, 2012

el dankus chronicus

an especially potent (as in knock your shit off) weed that will keep your high ass on the couch for twelve hours eating munchies and watching peasant vision cause you spent all your money on it.

pass the el dankus chronicus this way man i'm in need of some serious thc stimulation man

by sacannah January 28, 2008