The Curse of the Pandas

A centuries old curse in which Amy drafts Buffalo Bills players, and in turn, those players have a horrible season, and often have injuries.

The Curse of the Pandas

by speedjacer February 12, 2010

babushka curse

A horribly curse that affects clocks and completely messes up the time.

Marc : "Wow, that clock is really wrong."
John : "Yeah, I guess its the babushka curse."

by atschoolrn March 29, 2022

Gat Curse

A phenomenon experienced by the owners of clapped out vehicles attempting to drive to Slammedenuff car show in Gatlinburg, TN each fall.

I can't believe this JB Weld did not hold up on my oil pan repair. Damn you Gat curse!

I brought 10 extra quarts of oil and my motor still seized half way to the show. Damn gat curse is real!

It wax only 140 miles to Gatlinburg and I left my spare tire at home for weight savings. There wasn't that much steel belt showing. Gat curse!

by akshunj October 3, 2025

Curse of Chymezeen

The chymezeen curse occurs when one person has deep feelings for another, who reciprocates but not to the same extent. This imbalance leads to a curse affecting the one who loves more intensely. The curse disrupts their relationship and inflicts profound dread, misery, and sorrow on the more devoted lover, while the other person develops a strong aversion towards them. A mysterious black figure is involved in this curse, requiring a vision where the cursed individual is compelled to harm the one who loved them most. The figure exerts control, leaving the person powerless to alter their actions. They face a choice: to swap curses or say goodbye forever. If they choose to swap, the roles reverse; the one who loved deeply now harbors hatred, while the one who initially hated becomes filled with love.

Curse of Chymezeen

by hidden curses February 2, 2025

Noobly Curse

Being very inconsistent beyond reasonable doubt. Every now and again breaking free, satisfying your full needs without the inconsistency, yet the curse never leaves and after these break-throughs of happiness you are shot down back to your inconsistent ways of failing and sadness.

Note: This curse is unpredictable and has no cure.

Person #1: Yo I can't play this game at the moment.
Person #2: Your noobly curse at that stage again?
Person #1: Yea, I'll try tomorrow, no promises though.

by The X God Dosia May 5, 2018

The Gamer's Curse

A general sickness felt after a night of hardcore gaming - similar to a hangover.

"Hey man want to grab some breakfast?"
"No dude, I've come down with a bad case of the gamer's curse - every sound hurts"

by Iseeicy July 27, 2019

rafis curse

a situation where you get a 999pp (performace point) play on osu!standard, originating from Rafis' 999.48pp play on prima stella (999.5 would have been considered as a 1k)

lifeline got rafis curse

by sawchain5 July 1, 2023