Cred day

Extra day or days taken off work after a sickie to add credibility to the reasons given to the man

"I guess he's really ill this time then?"
"Nah, he's just taking a cred day"

by Travelling Uncle Bob June 2, 2009

Credit Card Conflict

You're making a purchase over the phone using your credit card. The sales agent asks for your card number. You give the first four digits and pause slightly. Just as you're giving the next four digits, the agent says "Uh-huh," drowning out your second batch of digits. The two of you play "after you, Alphonse" for ten minutes, continually drowning each other out.

Agent: What's your credit card number, please?

You: 1234- (pause)

Agent (simulataneously with your next four numbers): Uh-huh.

You and Agent together: Let's try this again; we're having a credit card conflict.

by ibiwisi April 10, 2010

cuced

Fucked

Shit dude I just got cuced

by Nuggets lover March 8, 2017

cired

A chronic disease that causes a massive cock.

That dude’s penis is so big! He must have cired.

by TheRealKillr February 11, 2021

Cred

Micro cock

I have cred oh fuck

by Alphasikkunt68 March 15, 2022

Nig Cred

Being able to get your hair cut in a black barber shop though you are not black.

Without it you may spend upwards of 5 hours waiting for the lazy fricken barber who doesn't look like he wants to make 12 dollars cutting your hair, while he smokes a black outside.

My cousin has nig cred they always cut his hair fast and right at the barber shop.

by bobjoneswewew February 9, 2010

web credulity

Complete and utter reliance on and trust in Internet research and online content; a tendency to believe everything read on the Web or seen posted, tweeted or pinned on Facebook or Twitter and the like; unquestioning belief in every story, legend, or dire warning that shows up on the web or in one's inbox

"Web credulity of generation Z"
"But I had more web credulity in those days than I have got now."
"S/he suffers from web credulity."
"With his web credulity he'd flunk any College's Internet gullibility test."
"Don't be so web credulous!"

by ninotchka2 October 17, 2013