Cult

A group of wackjobs who believe in some claims from a random guy

"Are you sure this isn't a cult?"
"Do you want to be left behind when the UFO's come pick us up?"

by BananaLBozo May 16, 2025

CBT Cult

We workshop cock and balls torture + Nosh Rice likes kids

Wow cbt cult

by Noah Rice January 29, 2024

Cult

A cult consists of a bunch of band kids that have started a cult. They gather around in the band room and perform rituals such as brass tuning, percussion playing, wood wind chants, and worshiping the band directer. The leader of the cult is usually the drum major.

"Hey guys! It's the band kids! They look so boring"
Band kids:"JOIN OUR CULT!!!"

by MissMorgueOfficial00 October 6, 2017

Sé cult

Once upon a time, there lived a boy called Neo. He started using sé after every word he said. His apsé followed him and then slowly others followed the path too. As more and more people used sé, the power got to his head and he became the sé tyrant, creating the sé cult. "Soon... This world will be filled with sés... Mwuhahaha!" Before the sé cult could take over the world, it disappeared like magic. No one knows what happened. Some say they gave up, some say they got captured and some say they've been killed. Though, legend has it that the cult is still around, waiting to be revived again.

"Hey kusé, what should we call thisé?"
"We shall call it the sé cult of coursé"

by that other witch :b September 1, 2021

cult

Jake paul’s fan base

“omg I’m such a jake pauler!”

jesus christ she’s in a cult

by Cheeseiskindagross February 17, 2020

Jammy Cult

Jammy cult is group run by mapjammay a com group tied to the Scott Order

Jammy cult is bad and needs to dealed with

by Antixzdfr September 23, 2025

Death cult

It isn't a death cult. You're just re-appropriating my rhetoric about the religious enterprise back it your political opposition.

Hym "You're making it look like Jordan's got a bunch of industry plants with all that death cult shit! Your religion is poison, Jordan. You're trying to get the conservatives to recede into solipsism with you and 'Making sure your kids 'share your values' is nothing more than 'future thought control' that presupposes the legitimacy of you values. If you can't control what bothers you and you can't control what calls to you... How can you control what you value, Jordan? And if you can't control what YOU value, how can you control what your kids value, Jordan? Did you think of that? No? The lesser mind thing again right? Is it (values) a euphemism for your religion? Trying to make sure it it spreads like the PLAGUE that it is?"

by Hym Iam March 1, 2024