TouchTunes Cropdust

When you use the TouchTunes app to play a song that completely changes the vibe just as you're leaving. Is the bar full of old people? Play some death metal on your way out. Family-friendly place? Throw in some WAP or 2 Live Crew just as you find the exit

Bill: "I need a drink and this family restaurant isn't working for me. Way too many toddlers and soccer moms."
Me:"I'll just TouchTunes Cropdust this place and play 'WAP'. Let's get out of here"

by The Ant Christ February 8, 2023

bumper crop

An extra-abundant harvest of vehicle-parts dat are grown on a truck farm.

As much as some motorheads love to bash into things, they better hope dat there's always a bumper crop each year, so dat they'll be able to get replacements whenever they need them!

by QuacksO February 11, 2023

Nicotine crop dust

When you shove a disposable vape into someone ass the take a rip while they fart consistently.

She nicotine crop dusted me!

Damn, last night was a movie! Tammy shoved my dispo into her poop shoot and let the biggest ripper go whilst I ripped from the little nozzle sticking from her arse hole. Most delicious thing I’ve ever tasted!

by Mikehuntreeks April 19, 2023

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

social cropdusting

When someone walks into a room and seeds an argument over an intentionally dividing subject, and gets everyone upset with each other, and then casually leaves as the arguments continue to brew.

A group of close co-workers and I were having lunch in the cafeteria, when out of nowhere, Karen from accounting walks through and says "It's perfectly natural for Tom Brady to kiss his son on the lips.". Moments later, the anger and arguments between everyone defending their points of view had escalated to a point where nobody even noticed Karen had already left. Karen is a master at social cropdusting; she does it all the time. Karen is a bitch.

by USABooty June 8, 2023

miku crops

A TikTok creator (@mikucrops) who gained popularity by cropping low quality memes and putting a blue background with Hatsune Miku In it.

"hey, where did you find that video?"
"I found it on miku crops"

by cowboypiss69 June 15, 2023

rainbow crop dust

The act of farting at the face level of a friend or partner. While twirling in an arcing motion as to waft the aroma in the said companies direction.

My wife just rainbow crop dusted me, and now I have pink eye.

by Ill_padre July 13, 2024