Covid Positive Party

A party where guests must show a Positive COVID Test within the last 72 hours, or they cannot attend.

My friend and I are both COVID Positive, so we can only go to a COVID Positive party.

by tcornsimp December 31, 2021

Covid Omicron XE Varient

Yep, another one. Prepare for like the millionth booster in 2040.

Me: Did you know there is a new Covid varient?
You: What's it called?
Me: Covid Omicron XE Varient.

by Ner07Def April 8, 2022

Covid Jail

When you have the coronavirus and have to self-isolate

“Hey man you wanna go out?”

“Nah, I’m in Covid jail, bro”

by WonderBlox May 10, 2022

covid missed one

Something you say or yell at or about some nimrod whose existence in the universe is a net counterproductive event.

As I drove past this nimrod who was on his cellphone in the left lane of Interstate 25, driving ten miles below the speed limit, I shook my head and muttered "covid missed one."

by BadDogSprocket September 10, 2022

Covid Brain 🧠

While/After having COVID-19.. being droggy and forgetting things that are simple, and not remembering simple things.

Karen what the hell are you doing?! You forgot the keys to your car again?

“Sorry common case of my Covid Brain 🧠..”

by AlexRose16-18 February 22, 2023

Covid-1943

A new variant of the Covid-19 virus originating from those who dosed at Tippers April 19th bicycle day set and refuse to take off their tnf wristband even though its been over 4 years

Dude i wish i could make it to tnf-5 but i still have covid-1943

by Spuntard May 12, 2023

Covidianism

The belief that the there truly was a pandemic caused by a Covid-19 viral pathogen.

Wearing face masks, social distancing, and staying home are a remnant of covidianism.

by Norm@n May 15, 2023