croofy

To be a goofy crunchy skibidi

You are such a croofy child!

by infinabit February 21, 2024

Crooked Joe Biden

The 46th President of the United States. The worst President this country has ever seen.

Crooked Joe Biden can't find his way off the stage.

by kanas sucks May 15, 2024

Crooked Thumb

A big ol’ straight bottom. Has no power. Submits to his woman’s whims.

I thought Melissa’s boyfriend was secretly gay. Turns out he was just a crooked thumb.

by Jizzñe____007 June 7, 2024

Coozzi

Cuzzi's usually associated with sleeves that keep beers cold, and references to something related to alcoholic beverages, the term coozzi is merely related to a lifestyle of comfort, or personal pleasures to make ones self content using outside materials or substances. Can be used as a noun an adverb or adjective

1.Dude you're sure drinking a lot
Response just keeping things "coozzi"
2.See that guy he's "coozzied" out
3.I saw a shirt today thought I'd be coozzi in it..
4. It was a long day when I go home I'ma get coozzi

5. So I hit up my plug he's got my coozzi's

6. So this chick I was with last night was so coozzi..

by Grim,aka: S.K.OG January 9, 2025

crook

a crook is the same thing as a dirty chink. think about, slanted eyed, straight fucking crook.

omg look at that crook over there tryna kill the rabbit for some din din.

by Shane Hicks July 9, 2025

Crooks County

Rooks County Kansas. The last guard holding hell from pouring out onto earth. The ones that slip through are held here by the few that are able to live amongst the flik flak flakes. We are the front lines, in the trenches, overrun yet able to contain all the evil in one district...the 9th. You name it, it is here or it has happened. No eye is batted. As we rise, they fall. It is the final hour. We will Plieger it out.

Only in Crooks County.

by Always the Phatz August 15, 2025

crookie

Crooked old men.

Combination of crook + oldie.

Plural(tend to gather in the viagra aisle): Crookies.

A: “Have you ever noticed that guys that specifically call girls ‘college-aged’ haven’t been near a college in the last 15-20 years?”
B: “Omg you’re right, those f***ing crookies.”

by crookiehunter November 13, 2025