pants containment theory

The theory that if you own a pair of pants, everything inside it is yours. If someone wears your pair of pants, all the things inside the pants at that time, including their butt, belong to the pants owner.

According to pants containment theory, you're borrowing my pants therefore that's my butt.

by foootballislife November 24, 2021

oatmeal container

a wooden bowl
a plastic water bottle and a paper towel rowle

oatmeal container?

by raybeez February 21, 2022

penis contact

when the penis contacts with the table

Guy 1: I had penis contact alst nite
Guy 2: what table?

by PENISMENFART March 10, 2022

a certain kind of woman

Nazi reference for dating only white women.

“I love you but I only date a certain kind of woman.”

by I’m trying not to be murdered May 19, 2022

sharps container

a greedy vagina that has had more than one penis inside of it

"That girl vagina was like a sharps container. I'm never going back in that one."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

AutoFill Contact

A type of AutoFill that fills in Contacts

Also pops up when you are gonna type a title in Urban Dictionary

You: ima make a new word
Urban Dictionary: AUTOFILL CONTACT?

by liljimbobdavegreglarrysteve October 20, 2022

Broke Containment

When an internet post spreads beyond it’s expected audience and becomes more universal. Usually used on Twitter and Tumblr.

Looks like this post broke containment. Muting replies cause some of you are annoying.

by Dragoncatkhfan June 23, 2023