Cooning

When someones threatened with Coons-ECook's-Eyeshreat Of Their Fist To Your Face
Watch out son you'll end up Cooning around with the Coon's-Eye... "That old Farm Man Telling His Son He's A Man Now. Stand Up For Your Self Son. Time To Be A Man ;)
by PimpJ-PapaSmurf September 14, 2019
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Cooning

The act of going to a cancer hospital and sexually assaulting black patients while spinning them.
This term originated on an online forum in 2006 when a user posted a degenerative video of a 30 year old man skull fucking a black patient while saying “Damn, you spin like a bayblade.”
Dahmer went cooning at the local hospital.
by Dr. Doomass February 01, 2024
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Cooning

To entertain in a loud manner if from the black community.
Dude is cooning and hollering just to get noticed!
by Rinser-UK September 21, 2023
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Cooning

If you’re black use this to describe someone acting out who is tweaking or really dumb.

And this definition is not to be confused with an Uncle Ruckus type.
“Man, that nigga cooning bruh”
“Shut up you damn coon
by 2stix March 03, 2019
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Coon whisperer

This is when someone is commanding coons through the art of whispering
Jack: how are you controlling the raccoon

Max:because I’m the coon whisperer bitch
by Jajshhsbebebbe February 02, 2021
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Coon Time

A period of time in which someone makes decisions based purely on desire without regard for consequences, other humans, or person wellbeing
Female: “Did you see that guy grab my butt?”
Male: “No, where did he go?”
Female: “He’s over there in a fist fight with his uber driver
Male: “He’s on Coon Time”
by ProfessorsAccount February 08, 2022
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coon school

a “coon school” is school in a “coon” neighborhood(The hood) These kids in these schools are usually flashing their “drip drip” and their rap skills. These school usually have 10 fights a week because of gang related activities.
Man i know that nigger goes to coon school. Didn’t you hear those damned niggers had a shootout at that coon school
by nigger hunter alabama style March 03, 2024
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