Computer

A machine that does work for You and even lets you find someones home address

Me: Yo dude i got a sweet new computer

Friend: thats really cool what Kind is it?

by Boyoboy420 June 11, 2021

ComputerChick Productions

A youtuber, content creator that does graphic design and video editing.

ComputerChick Productions all your graphic and streaming needs!

by ComputerChick Productions June 11, 2021

Compudextrous

Able to use differing operating systems equally well.

The ability to seamlessly move between keyboard layouts and OSs.

"I use a Mac at home and PC at work, I keep typing @ instead of quotes"
"I'm compudextrous so not an issue"

by Aka_85 October 5, 2021

Compussy

Compussy is an amazing and beautiful woman who is fantastic and great, once you have a compussy you know you’ve won.

She’s such a ‘compussy’

Wow you’re so lucky to have a ‘compussy’

by Zach Kane January 20, 2022

computifile

Someone who is sexually attracted to computers aka technosexual.

“They/them are computifile.”

by Lily baynes May 16, 2022

Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder

Also known as CNTD, is when the affected person has no control over when or where they grab their nuts and give them a tug.

Joe has Compulsive Nut Tugging Disorder and was tugging his nuts in the kitchen.

by Boe Jidon January 27, 2023

Crowd Computing

A sub-section of Cloud Computing offered by service providers that under-invest in both server infrastructure and technical support staff.

Companies that outsource to them do not realise that they are being crammed in like sardines to the vendors infrastructure which is nowhere near adequate. They only start to realise they are up shit creek when they try to contact technical support for help only to be placed in the longest most painful telephone queue of their life.

Afghan: "None of our 1,000 employees can access their online email application, my CIO's already been fired and I'm next for the chop...I opened a support ticket with the vendor 5 days ago and this is the 26th time I've tried to get through to them on the phone...I am dead meat man, dead meat <sniff>."

Tragic: "Well Afghan, that's Crowd Computing for you."

by Tragic Stan November 20, 2010