Golden Coffee

Coffee brewed with a fresh golden stream of piss

Hey bro you want a cup of golden Coffee just brewed a fresh batch

by Wurmpool March 2, 2020

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

The Coffee Club

The Coffee Club is a ROBLOX slave coffee company that has the hottest staff alive. The owner, zaisens, is a demon overuler that has the presidential team by his side. Every staff member is sexy, even people with flat asses (confoxjosh). We also have lots of love, with our Presidential Assistant Xaisens marrying a staff member. Scandoulous! They will soon rule the coffee industry with the previous fallen owner, coldplays, watching by their side proud of what we have done. We will soon become a corporation with its regime reaching all corners of the ROBLOX platform.

Viva La TCC!

Chad: Have you ever heard of The Coffee Club?
Vicky: Yeah, apparently all their staff are really sexy.

by TheCoffeeClubSlave November 30, 2020

Shit Coffee

Another name for Kopi Luwak

I wonder why people pay up so much for shit coffee

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 19, 2020

Wilkins Coffee

A famous coffee brand with commercials that include puppets named "Wilkins" and "Wontkins", which were made by Jim Henson.

Wilkins You have any Wilkins Coffee in your house?
Wontkins No.

by It's-a me, Isaac! December 29, 2020

Italian coffee maker

An act of cumming on a girls face, but before doing so, you slap a Super Mario mustache on her giving her a concussion, then proceeding to dump hot coffee on her, finally, you add your cream the mix

Bro I got with Tiffany the other night. We got back to my place and I threw her around like a muppet, busted her head open on the door, then i gave her the old Italian coffee maker, just to show her my heritage.

by Peeeeeeeeeeeeennnnnnn February 20, 2021

tweeks.coffeee

Tweeks.coffeee is a very awesome tiktoker, they're very cool and nice and make very funny high quality content 😛
If you're their mutual, you are also very cool 😎

(They're friends with famous tiktoker luvviechae !! 😱😱)

"I do not like tweeks.coffeee 😐🙄😒"

by Sayori's cookie December 23, 2021