A Columbian Special

A sexual activity that involves the inhalation of powdered cocaine, from inside the genitals of an anonymous, for-hire sexual partner.

May also be reffered to as a Memphis White Lady, a Vegas All Nighter, Pink n' White, Dirty Snow, or the Texas Double Time.

John: What can I get for $50?

Sparkle: You can whatever you want.

John: Can I get a Columbian special?

Sparkle: You supply the snow and you do what you please wit it.

by -SVEN- December 8, 2012

gastopher columbus

A gastopher columbus is a pioneering fart that travels out of your underwear and to various regions of your body

Jeźzzzz Jamie I've never known a fart to travel so far. ..that's a real gastopher columbus

by annon honker June 13, 2017

British Columbia

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.

My dealer lives in British Columbia.

by Aleiksa March 8, 2018

Reverse Columbus

When your lady consents to allow you to “sail your ship into her harbor,” but you sneak it in and plunder the booty instead.

Katie wouldn’t be in the predicament she’s in if those guys would’ve given her the reverse Columbus.

by Woduk May 22, 2019

Cum column

A penis.

I'm expecting some action tonight, so I washed my cum column.

by Zonal K September 21, 2019

England columbia

When a boy snot rockets into you’re fanny by accident and he tries re sniffing it and spitting it in his mouth then using the same slot as lube to suck him off after his nob is nice and wet he slips it in your ass while saying he’s pablo Escobar

Can I accidentally England Columbia you later

by Annomynus12897( May 29, 2020

Pusstopher Columbus

Term for someone who seemed down for the cause but when it's showtime they back out.

We were all set to boost those tools at home Depot until pusstopher Columbus decided it wasn't the right thing to do

by Driculousness May 15, 2021