cockjockey

A little alien that rides on a penis(like a pony) and enjoys semen in his butty butt butt.

look at that cockjockey ride that penis, he looks mighty content might I add!

by Paperboy corpse June 3, 2003

cock block

when a member of the same or opposite sex impedes the attempts of a male to "Get Some Pussy" or "Get Some butt hole". cock blocking can also be considered when one man goes to cock slap a chick and another guy hits the cock down with his hand, hence that guy is gay. ie. the exact opposite of a straight man/cock guider.

"Goddamn it i am soo sick and tired of Bennett cock blocking i totally would have gotten some pussy all up on my dick if he wasn't cock blocking me soo much!"

by Scotty and Nick January 2, 2008

Cockbrock

The act of cock-blocking oneself.

'I would have hit that but he was wearing socks and sandals. He totally cockbrocked himself.'

by Wahoo1815 May 23, 2009

cockbrock

1) When a woman of Asian descent refuses to have sexual intercourse with a non-Asian male.

2) Opposite of "Me love you long time"

1a) Sitting at a hotel bar, a Thai prostitute cockbrocked a Caucasian John because he was morbidly obese. She was a cockbrock.

2a) My buddy hit on this smokin Asian chick while at the EDM festival. She told him,"no way you're ever getting this pussy". What a cockbrock!

by @RickTheDickFL January 19, 2016

cock block

what you do to your boyfriend when he pisses you off. Usually to get him to either do something or dump you so that you don't feel bad.

girl 1: i decided to cock block my boyfriend
Girl 2: y?
girl 1: he forgot my birthday and didn't appologize

by 12345687no1 October 29, 2005

cockblocker

todd gibson is a cockblocker,he blocks others from a coworker he had already and dont want any longer.

he goes to extream to not let orther around her when she is drinking.

by robin allen October 22, 2003

Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block

1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!

by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008