when you shape your fecal matter into a dildo shape on a clay wheel (typically happens before the freezing stage)
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When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
When you walk into a beach hut, and there are three twinks, and they are all slathered in sour cream and onion dip, and they all in unison scream your aunt's names and then your aunt appears and rubs her pringles (she must have pringles) up and down the twinks and then takes a bite, before pressing the twins between her tits and crushing them alive.
Freddie: Oh I'm so bored right now...
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
Caity: We haven't done a Claygamazey in a while you know!
Freddie: True that, call your twinks and tell them to remember the key to the beach hut.
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Person 1: Man how could someone be stalked by a monkey...
Person 2: Don't you know about him? He is ClayMe, this is a regular day for him.
Person 2: Don't you know about him? He is ClayMe, this is a regular day for him.
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When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
When the universe accidentally rewards a painfully average fantasy manager with an unrealistic 6–8 week streak of dumb luck — usually ending in delusion, bragging rights, and a lifetime of denial.
Example:
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
“Mark didn’t win the league, he just had a Claypool Moment — the fantasy gods glitched.”
Alt:
“His waiver wire was straight garbage, but somehow every bench warmer dropped 30 points. Classic Claypool Moment.”
Origin:
Named after Mark Claypool, whose 2024 fantasy championship run defied logic, math, and God himself. Experts still classify it as a statistical fluke or divine prank.
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Get the mrs_claydon mug.You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!
Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
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