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God's Clap

The sound made when a man is having sexual intercourse from behind (doggy style) and his testicles are naturally rocking back and forth, slapping against the thighs of his partner creating a loud smacking sound.
I couldn't sleep last night. My roommate and his girlfriend were up all night fucking and all I could hear was God's Clap.
by MakeithappenMike January 28, 2016
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Canary Clap

After sex, a male wipes his hand in his semen. The woman wipes her hands in the vagina juice or the female ejaculate, if possible. The two then give one another a high five.
If i don't get to do a canary clap with some skank tonight this night would be a failure!
by Buffalo King September 21, 2011
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internet clap

One or more computer virus infestations resulting from visiting questionable web-sites, especially porn sites.
"I can't finish this presentation, I've come down with internet clap and now I can only surf pop-ups."
by Coma, the Doof Warrior January 3, 2020
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Corona Clap

The Covid 19 Corona virus of 2020 has caused a lot of commotion, worry and even death. As it is a biological infection, like the more common STD gonnarhea clap found around college campuses and trailer parks, as well as throughout congress, this is an alternative slang name combining old and new - thus, the Corona Clap.
The college kid from Duluth caught the Corona Clap while on spring break in Florida.

I thought I had caught the clap from Bobbi Sue, but that bitch gave me the Corona Clap. I'm gonna die!
I don't even drink Corona beer, and now I have the Corona Clap! WTF!
by Salty 40 March 23, 2020
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hipster clap

You know that hand clapping noise that is *always* included in hipster music, like their version of more cowbell? … Yeah. That one. … Best paired with an ukulele, a Rube-Goldberg machine music video, skinny jeans, sloppy t-shirts with a huge deep neckline, whiny high-pitched singing with an over-exaggerated 80s reverb, zero attempts at making oneself look pretty, and a massively overinflated sense of self-importance for the purposes of confidence overcompensation. ;)

Luckily, the fad is almost as dead now, as it still required creativity and emotions, which have died with the emergence of the succeeding generation.
Somebody playing patient, to state that he did something so shameful, it requires a visit of the hospital.
Patient: Doctor, I’ve listened to that new band, KO Og!
Friend, acting as a Doctor: You got infected with the hipster clap! We need to perform an ear washing with some industrial-strength Rammstein, stat!
by Evi1M4chine January 21, 2023
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booty clap

When one girl dances vigurousley and shaking wat she got in them jeans..usually her name is whitney and she tends to make little highschool boys excited.
caution: will experince motion sickness from ass movements and will make u fucking dizzy.
woah whitney just gave me a booty clap, it was intense!
by yaitsmo July 5, 2006
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make it clap

When two people are fucking so vigorously that the guys balls slap into the girls ass hole.
male 1 - "hey man im taking this bitch back to the crib"
male 2 - "thats wassup nigga. you best make it clap later on"
by BustaRhymes January 19, 2009
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