claire

1. (v) to needlessly kill a joke.
2. (v) to make a joke completely devoid of humor.

Person A: How does a cat named Ozzy always feel? Cozy!
Person B: That doesn't even make any sense. You really claired that joke.

by jpsa April 25, 2017

Claire

a super slut that gets her talons out with anyone of gal. she will ruin your life. A bitch who looses all of her friends because of her personality of a "flirt". don't get this girl in bed because she might go bipolar. She is a pretty good tweeter and will show her moves to anyone

John-- WOAH! That girl went claire on me last night
Tom--that's my type. I need a girl like that in my room

by catherinelb123 February 27, 2015

claire

claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.

person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.

by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008

Clain

Can mean anything you want.

Your a stupid "clain" or Haha "clain".

by cla1n January 18, 2011

Claire

Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.

"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."

by Joanniiiii April 16, 2008

claikens

a nickname for clay aiken created by justina and victoria (awesome people you probally dont know)

usually used in a sympathetic way

"oh poor claikens everyone thinks hes gay


oh well where are jesse's donuts"

by justina February 5, 2005

claire

The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit

Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know

by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008