Chelski

Derogatory term used by some football clubs to insult Chelsea Football Club. The term has been used since 2003 after the club was acquired by russian business man Roman Abramovic. It's used to mock Chelsea fans and assure them that the club won't win anything, since then the club went to win 5 Premier League titles, 2 Europa League trophies and 2 Champions League trophies.

Person #1: Uhm, yeah, my favorite football team is Chelsea.
Person #2: You mean Chelski, that team run by the russian mafia, everybody knows the best team in London is Arsenal, we don't need money to win titles.
Person #1: Dude...Arsenal is in a relegation battle and Chelsea won like 2 UCL titles, stop whining.

by Gabriel309 September 18, 2021

Bap-chelor

A single man with a severe cleavage obsession, to the point where a Bap-chelor is also a bit of a pervert. Common noises made by a true Bapchelor are "Mmmmm...titties" along with the rasping noise often heard during dirty phone calls.

"Oi, Bap-chelor, stop looking at my baps"

"His head was in her cleavage all night...he's such a Bap-chelor"

Girl with big knockers: "Hi, nice to meet you"
Bap-chelor: "Mmmmm...titties" <rasp> <rasp>
Girl with big knockers: "Ahhhhhhh! It's the Bap-chelor! Run!"

by petra1782 May 31, 2006

Chelled

The act of getting wasted-schwasted.

"I'm gettin Chelled tonight!" Throwing up off of 3rd story balconies at bars, dropping full beer bottles off of 3rd story balconies at bars, etc.

by yougotchelled November 18, 2013

deep chelsea

Something that is very stereotypically gay in a cliche way.

That club is deep chelsea, all the boys look like they're from Abercrombie & Fitch ads.

by rocky August 7, 2003

Chelsea M

an asshole that goes to pvms and stabs their friends in the night

gosh your such a chelsea m i hate you!

by dana holmes February 17, 2005

chelaine

A Slap to the chest when a person has no shirt

bang...what a nice chelaine to the chest

by Joe Marziliano August 4, 2006

Chelfie

A Chelfie is a selfie taken in Church

that kid was being ungodly when he took a chelfie in church

by aark November 21, 2014