the hill school's chapel talks

Within the Hill School memorial chapel lies magnificent stained glass windows…countless oak pews where so many men and women have sat and contemplated the teachings of their gods and professors, along with the schools motto, “whatsoever things are true”, carved in stone high above the steel piping of the organ and lancet windows. So many hours have been spent inside this glorious building, listening to speeches by jocks, overachievers, underachievers, village idiots, and stoners making feeble attempts to piece together their pathetic lives by trying to make some sort of profound sense out of it all. I’m so sorry but talks about Martha Stewart, storytelling, and other people’s insecurities just don’t spark my fancy.

"Whos the chapel speaker today?"
"psh, some faggot who knows a girl, whos knows a guy, whos cousin committed suicide. And how the suicide truly effected their outlook on life and being an adolescent."

by christina March 22, 2005

Chapalax

1. Spanking of the buttocks .
2. King Arthur .

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1. Hesa chapalax es utelu .
2. Definition : Arthur

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by nar & mar = sex June 30, 2010

Harry Chapin-ed

To get killed in an accident by a truck on the highway in the fashion of the late singer, Harry Chapin.

Dude 1: Did you hear about the accident on the Interstate last night?
Dude 2: Yes, and I heard that the driver was Harry Chapin-ed!

by Lefty Flash February 18, 2010

Chapanese

A Chinese person who thinks they are Japanese.

that guys so chapanese he's considering having his blood changed over..

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Chape

When a chav wears there hoody like a cape. They tie up the hoody strings into a bow and wear the hoody unzipped, hood up. I call it the chape (chav cape)

Look at that dick in chinos and a chape.

by Chapesftw96 November 5, 2011

el cheapo

when a person is "highly" cheap

..you call them el cheapo.

"My mother is el cheapo"

by nilaun December 17, 2009

Sistine Chapel

the act of painting a girls vaginal walls white with your jizz

Steph said she wanted me to go deep so i gave her a Sistine Chapel just like Michaelangelo

by JizzyJake38 December 3, 2010