Care Fuck

When you’re not making love to a person but you still care enough to fuck them well.

“Johnny was a one night stand but at least he care fucked me. Not like Steve who just fucked me. Dick.”

“How was your one night stand? You at least care fucked her right?”

by TurdWhisperer January 20, 2023

does it look like i care

the response you get when you actually help people solve their problems

Jamal: oh my gawd i can't do algebra!11!11
Person 2: ok just do this and do that and do this and do that
Jamal: um, does it look like i care, nerd?

by truthtellingguy January 22, 2023

Who cares though

The thing I say to myself after spending 5+ minutes on a comment, post or UrbDic entry before deleting it because I’m not funny or interesting.

*writes a small essay for a YouTube comment*
Yeah but who cares though??? *discard*

by IAlreadyUsedRaegoerOnAnAlt January 25, 2023

Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch?

That's what I thought.

Hym "Cared enough to check and see what I had to say though didn't you, bitch? Yeeeaaaahhhh you did... Hey, when Jephthah's daughter was burning alive, you know... Shrieking in agony... What do you think was going through it's mind? What about when Lot's daughters were date-raping their father? Did it... Was it stoked? Is that what it's into? Ha! Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam October 20, 2023

me nah care

a sentence used when one wants to express their low levels of caring for a certain situation.

"i went to the shops today" "me nah care rude boy"

by lightskinbaddie43 November 2, 2023

My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

Juicy-er than fried chicken

Hey how about I tell you about My Fat Ugly Gross Disgusting Despicable Delectable Suckulent Fuckulent juicy tender balls that smoother cares your check as the hairs do a little tickle you fuck

by PandaJizz42 November 3, 2023

devotion care

A lying company run by Amber Heard who made Kumba boss

Devotion Care Legalized Johnny and Kale abuse and stop Annastazia from fighting for justice

by GOODJUSTICEFORJOHNNY November 14, 2023