Calm your tits

Something you say when your girl is getting a little too excited/anxious/nervous/etc.

Variation of "Smooth your boobs" "give your chest a rest" "adjust your bust before you combust" "hakuna yo tatas".

Mindy: I can't believe you were flirting with Cindy! We're DATING Tom! Where is your LOYALTY?! How am I supposed to raise our unborn child?!
Tom: Wait... We have a child?
Mindy: That's besides the point. WHY WERE YOU LEADING HER TOWARDS THE BEDROOM?! IN MY OWN HOUSE?! HAVE YOU NO SHAME?!
Tom: Calm your tits, Mindy, Cindy's my cousin. Besides, you've banged Cindy, Sandy, Quinn, and Nate before.
Mindy: *walks away muttering* Well, so have you...

by Sexy Stripper Queen March 27, 2017

Calm Down

When a person waves their arms in a downward motion saying the words "Calm Down"
Josh the founder of "calm down"

Steve: " YOOO MAN WHATSS GOINN ONNN
Josh: "calm down" ~waves arms~

by RBOUT99 December 23, 2008

Calimocho

It's a Spanish drink: half cola, half red wine. It's good... But in slang it can mean half sober.

I was just feeling calimocho when they all decided to leave! One more glass and I would have been drunk!

by fuckyoubuddy August 17, 2010

Calm Down, You’re going nuts

A response for when a person is really into whatever they’re talking about. They don’t need to be getting super excited about it, but in their head they need to calm down with whatever it is.

Cory: Dude have you seen the new episode of Entourage? Its so funny. The characters all get laid at once.
Niel: Calm Down, You’re going nuts

by MisterPoops January 25, 2009

calamari resleeve

When an anus has been so damaged by sexual congress it has to be replaced with a peice of calamari transplanted into the spincter.

that sluts ass has been pounded so much she needs a calamari resleeve

by onewhteshoe April 16, 2009

callum church

callum = utter nerd/geek/noob/freak
really greasy hair and really weird personality. scary laugh.
thinks he's all that when really hes not.

girl 1: ewwwwwwww! did you see him?
girl2: yea! he was such a callum church!

by awkwardturtle;) December 14, 2010

calamine lotion

pink lotion that you use on something like chicken pox and makes you look retarded, but luckily if you have chicken pox you wont be going anywhere anyway

I put some calamine lotion on the chicken pox and then my girlfriend saw me and said "what the hell is that shit? you look retarded."

by your worst nightmare1 September 10, 2010