Coughing Fit

A large sequence of consecutive coughs usually in a short period of time.

The woman had a coughing fit while in her car.

by Rjsrjsrjsrjs January 5, 2018

iced coughie

Caucasian rapper from saranac, Ny. Well known locally for his A Capella freestyles

Damn iced Coughie can paint a picture with his lyrics!

by Iced_Coughie July 16, 2015

couch cow

A person who comes to your house just to watch tv. She or he will hide the remote to where you can't find it. Theay will also eat all of your food.

My cousion Patience is a couch cow

by Mime-X_x August 13, 2007

couch block

When one sits at the end of couch so you can't lay down and fully extend your legs, just as your about to extend your legs and lie down. (Inspired by "cock block")

I was just about to lay down on the couch and my wife totally couch blocked me!!!

by ricksie July 29, 2012

couch dragon

A mean bitch that just sits on the couch all day smoking. And bitching about something she makes no effort in changing

Man that new girlfriend is. A dam couch dragon she's getting expensive.

by Mr sauve October 5, 2016

Couchpants

Someone with low intelligence and self-esteem. Hides behind the Internet to insult others. Has No real friends.

He's on Facebook again being a real "couchpants". You can't believe anything a"couchpants" says.

by Don'tcarewhatyouthink October 26, 2016

couch middle school

A school full of fake people with even more fake friends that only care about themselves and “get hurt” for attention

“This girl says she broke her ankle” “I saw her dancing on it on her Snapchat. She must be from couch middle school”

by xxdonewithitxx November 30, 2017