MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY

when a computer is going slow. Because it hasn't been turned in a bit (a week).

man with computer: MY COMPUTER IS DOING THE MEGA CHONKY
another person: dam

by Oompiie April 1, 2021

School computer

A computer that is comparable to a Lada car: It is slow, most of its features don't work, it takes 10 minutes to start up, but it will never stop working.
If it is a laptop, it is probably some crappy Lenovo ThinkPad with 2gb of ram. If your'e lucky then the school offers BYOD, so you can use your own actually good laptop. If you're not so lucky, it might even be a Chromebook (i wouldn't even call these laptops)
School desktops are slightly better, but only just. Normally they are used until they die one day because no one has cleaned the dust out of it since 2005 and it overheated.

P1: AAARGH this school laptop is trash *throws it for the 10th time this day*
P2: it's a school computer, what do you expect?

by HamoodHabibi2.0 May 16, 2023

World's best computer

One of the world's best computers

"I run a hewlett penis with an incel i7 running a chadeon r470 with 18gb RAM up m-i-a-s with milk ape cooling, its the World's best computer!"

by xmightyz June 16, 2019

person having a computer error

just a random thing that popped into my head

person having a computer error in urban dictionary

by poipeoplepersone February 11, 2022

advanced computer applications class

A class where about 5 or 6 decent people converge with the scrubby and idiotic morons who had to take this class as a filler. I took it because I thought it would be cool to have Snodgrass as a teacher, but that is definately outweighed by the fuking nasty peeps in the class. Like wordJared Harmonword, wordBuddy Loweword.

God damn i have advanced computer applications class next. I am going to have to bathe when i get home from all the dirty people.

by Vigilante DB October 27, 2003

wet computer

stwong bad could not be heoowww today so i will be fiwwing in. my name is homestaww wunnow.

deaw stwong bad. uh, i bewieve i just told you my name is homestaw wunnow?

by unusu-al November 8, 2003

put gum in the computer

something u do if your name is ben, danny, or brian

hey, uh, who put this gum in this computer?

by I_Can't_Hear_2_Good August 10, 2004