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in the closet alcoholic

a big alcoholic, but dosent talk about drinking. when givin the chance will drink everybody out
hahaha me.... BITCH, get me a chicken samwitch and some wallfle frys..... FO' FREE!!! ^^^^^^in the closet alcoholic
by thatguyspenis March 13, 2010
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Walk-In Closet

A small room in a house that functions as a closet. Named so because you can walk into it.
Our new house is huge, I even have my own Walk-In Closet !
by family funday March 30, 2009
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The Closet

A place for all the baby gays so increase their gayness, and when they leave the closet they will be a grown up gay and be comfortable in their gayness 🌈🌈
Oh my god you see a baby gay in its natural habitat peeking out of the closet, now walking out, now shutting the closet door. And now that gay is burning that closet with their beautiful rainbow fire. THE END🌈🌈🌈!
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In Your Closet

When a generally heterosexual person could be gay for another specific person. Can also be used to indicate extreme platonic love between two men or women
I think I love you man, I am so in your closet.

Wow, George Clooney is really attractive, I think I could be in his closet.
by GRevolution February 7, 2010
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in the closet nerd

a person who dose not project nerdy qualities but still has them. the person is commonly an athlete most of the time they come out about there inner nerd when they are in college to there close friends and team mates.
college sports fan: hey great game! 3 tri's way to go!
college rugby player: thanks a lot!
later that day:
college rugby player: hey before we go get the kegs and shit for the party i want to watch return of the Jedi.
other college rugby player: alright bro, yo when are you going to come out about you inner nerd.
college rugby player: I don't know man its hard to be an in the closet nerd. i just don't know.
by Rocheman4280 August 27, 2013
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Trapped in the Closet

1. When an LGBT person is prevented from coming out, largely due to pressures from family, religion, or any other outside source that may look down on anything other than heterosexuality.

2. A 33-chapter hip hopera by R. Kelly about an infidelity that quickly spirals out of control

3. Perhaps South Park's most controversial episode, which sees Scientologists praising Stan as the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard (the title is a parody of R. Kelly's above mentioned hip hopera). While acclaimed by fans and critics (even being nominated for an Emmy), the episode remains controversial in the eyes of scientologists and is believed to have caused Isaac Hayes to leave the show.
1. I remember being trapped in the closet. It ain't easy being gay in a rural bible belt town.

2. My dad told me of a one night stand that almost turned into Trapped in the Closet

3. Trapped in the Closet is my favorite South Park episode
by gaaraoftheDamned February 18, 2014
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Trapped in the closet

A kind on hip-hop/opera made by R Kelly with 22 chapters in. In the story r kelly is cheating with a woman who has a husband...the husband is gay with anmother guy(who is important from bout chapter 17 onwards)..the 1st man has a wife...the wife is cheating with a cop who pulls the 1st guy over...the wife has a bro frm prison who gets shot..the cop has a wife...the wife has been cheating wid a midget(ROTFLMFAO). then the gay guy hu has da wife his partner is gay.....!!!he ses dat hes gt da the Package (wich people say is aids/hiv) so evry1 shud hav it!!!
The 1st man slpt wid the wuman/hu slept wid day gay guy/hu slept wid da utha gay guy/r kelly slept wid his wife/ da wife slept wid da cop/ d cop slept wid his wife/hu slept wid da midget! LOOOLLLLLL trapped in the closet is pointless.
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