Clown

What stalks me in my sleep.

Me: "Last night I saw Johnny the clown peering through my window. Then he ate my cat."

by ( . )( . ) plus vagina = happy October 24, 2019

Clown brown

It’s just like the Cleveland steamer but dressed up as a clown ;)

{friend} why are you dressed up as a clown and smell like shit?

{me} shit dawg my girl just made me clown brown her

by Clown brown 👁👄👁 December 14, 2019

Clownversation

When two absolutely stupidly retarded fuckbuckets are having a conversation.

Two dumb people talking two each other

Bro, look at those two dick lickers having a Clownversation

by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020

Clowner

A clowner is someone who tries to act cool while they’re making a foolery out of themselves

Friend: *Says the n-word*

Me: You’re such a clowner fam!

by Daddy and mamassaa May 5, 2020

clown on your ass

A slang statement that refers to the act of making someone appear stupid or doing something overall negative to them.

Alyssa, if you call me a bitch one more time, I am going to clown on your ass so fucking hard you’ll be transported to the Shadow Realm.

by welcometothecuckshed June 23, 2020

clown

the directioners

“oh we about to clown”

by 1Dstan July 22, 2020

Clown Racer

Someone who’s spend $10,000 or more on a race car but consistently runs in the back.

Hey, did you see that Dan bought that new MB custom for $22,000 and ran dead last? What a clown racer.

by Ministocklegend June 13, 2020