white crap

White crap is upper middle class white trash.... a little more classy in appearance and attitude. Being less than working class

Put that cigarette down while your holding the baby you look like white crap

by JennyDuvk1315 July 22, 2015

random crap

When your shit looks abnormal.

Simon noticedar his crap wouldn't fit down the toilet!

I just had the most random crap

by Marlin22 November 13, 2016

The Cici's Crap

When you dine at the "restaurant" known as Cici's and at 2am in the morning you sit straight up in bed (or are given a violent start depending on if you are already awake) and have to run to the bathroom to take a spicy crap.

Other names by which The Cici's Crap are known are...
-Chalupacabra
-The Untimely Death
-The One and Only Bane of Chuck Norris

Lets not eat at Cici's because I don't want to be afflicted with the Cici's Crap in the wee hours of the morning.

by OnyxYellowJacket April 4, 2011

shitty ass craps

The result from eating too much Taco Bell, running to the bathroom and using the whole roll of TP because your shit came out like an exploding rocket and more ended up on your ass then in the toilet.

John must have a case of the shitty ass craps, he has been in the porta john forever.

by reeferdave January 15, 2011

shut the crap

when a Greek man with a strong accent tries to tell you to 'shut the fuck up' but gets confused.

I'm telling you, shut the crap!

by jjten September 24, 2013

crap for crap

Insult created by Strong Bad.

"You stupid crap for crap!"

by The Great X-wing Ace March 25, 2003

crapachino

A poorly made coffee drink costing upwards of 4 dollars.

That drink is so nasty and expencive its a crapachino!

by Gnicolle June 25, 2006