Short bus

A horizontally challenged bus that people have become accustomed to watching pick up developmentally challenged children and adults. Cleverly worked into an insult when someone does something stupid.

"What the hell are you doing pissing on my rug? I didn't see a short bus outside"

"The short bus picks up my neighbour's kid every morning. He looks like that banjo boy from 'Deliverance.' In other news, I have a first-class ticket to hell."

by Lazarus Ciccone December 27, 2004

yellow bus

Bay Area word for supid, dumb, retarded. Because of what the short yellow bus means.

We hit the club and went yellow bus mein.

by Gcantire March 14, 2006

Bitch, I'm a Bus.

The phrase "Bitch, I'm a bus", is used to convey awesomeness and a carefree attitude in oneself. Saying the phrase implies that you have the "fuck that shit" attitude and that you feel invincible, as nothing can stand in your way.

Originated in the community website 'Reddit', posted by user Bamka.

Example 1

Guy A: "WATCH OUT BRO YOU'RE ABOUT TO HIT THAT TREE!"
Guy B: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 2

Bob: "Tyler, are you sure it's a good idea to roll a joint here? There's 3 cops staring right at us..."
Tyler: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

Example 3

Tom: "Jim, Sarah's really mad at you for kicking her out of the house after having sex last night.."
Jim: "Bitch, I'm a bus."

by bluersx February 25, 2011

CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome)

Crazy Bus Syndrome is a disease of the mind that causes people to act absolutely crazy when crowded on a bus. It usually occurs with younger people and is more powerful in groups.

Boy 1: I'LL RIP YOUR HEART OUT!!!!
Boy 2: Relax, it's just the CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome) talking!

Boy 1: Why did you punch me in the face on the ride to New York?
Boy 2: Sorry, I was suffering from CBS (Crazy Bus Syndrome).

by mattanzi May 27, 2011

Ain't Getting On That Bus

phrase used for telling someone that you are not going to do what they are asking today, tomorrow or ever...

babe, gimme a blow job, please!?

Honey, I Ain't Getting On That Bus!

by B. Hanback January 18, 2009

ride the short bus

V. A derrogatory phrase derived from the smaller school bus used to ferry special education students to and from school. 1) To act in an immature or stupid way. 2) To be an immature or stupid person. 3) To drive an especially large S.U.V.

Johnny is such a dumbass, he definitely rides the short bus.

by snarkette April 23, 2003

magic school bus

1. A show about this bus that would shrink, get sick,and fly. It was awsome and educatinal. It was awsomcational

2.A term used for making fun of someone usually because they ride the short bus.

1.magic school bus was the reason I woke up early on Saturday mornings

2.Why don't you just shut up Jimmy and go ride on the magic school bus?

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006