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Jonas Brothers Fan

A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.
Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.
by arealman October 17, 2008
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Brothers In Arms

A game that breaks the traditional world war 2 "super soldier" genre. In this game, getting shot hurts. Tactics rather then thousands of rounds are needed to survive in this very unforgiving France
I stayed up until 1 o'clock trying to outflank a german MG in Brothers In Arms
by King Of Yesterday July 20, 2006
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the blood brothers

a truely genre defiante band. who have a sound of hard core with apsolute no metal influence. despite what people say there NOT screamo, screamo died in the late 90s. altho loved by people who are into screamo.
people ether love or hate the blood brotherts there no gray area
by lushus September 4, 2004
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cock brothers

Pl. n. Two dudes that have had sex with the same chick, not necessarily at the same time.
Mike had relations with Annie, so did Bill. Bill and Mike are now cock brothers.
by Tyrone 667 July 16, 2008
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Jonas Brothers

A band that 9-17 yr. old fangirls like because they're mildly good-looking (thanks to airbrush, photoshop, and liposuction) and sing about getting with girls (and possibly boys) with as many innuendos as Disney allows them.

For example, their song "Burnin' Up" refers to their inability to "get it up" and as a result get Prostatitis. Their other equally crappy song "I Am What I Am" refers to them all coming out of the closet while their song "The Muffin Man" discusses weather the muffin man could, in fact, be a female (with debatable herpes aka "blueberries").

By signing this band, Disney is promoting erectile dysfunction and hermaphrodites. There is possible "Jonascest" occurring within the band and anyone who listens to them is a racist.
Fangirl: THEIR SONGS ARE ALL FOR ME!!!11! OMJ, THEY WANT ME! THEY WANT ME SO HARD!

Sensible person with music taste: STFU bitch, Jonas Brothers suck more dick than a homosexual during Mardi Gras.
by BeccaQuinlan August 13, 2008
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Snowman Brothers

Two men become non biological brothers when one or the other has sex with either thier wife or girlfriend at one point in time. One can also become a snowman brother if the two men enjoy any erotic part of a woman.
Daniel- Hey man, did you have sex with my girlfriend?
Xavier- It was a long time ago and I hope your cool with it.
Daniel- Dude, its all good. We are Snowman Brothers now!
by PistolPete12 December 2, 2009
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Zion Brothers

Similar to "Eskimo Brothers", a name given to two men who have had sexual intercourse with the same woman, "Zion Brothers" refers to two men who have masturbated to the same pornographic material. The word "Zion" is defined as a hill in Jerusalem, on which the Temple was built (used to symbolize the city itself, especially as a religious or spiritual center). The hill is a metaphor for an erect penis and the religious and spiritual aspect is in reference to how often men masturbate (religiously) and the feeling they obtain from it (a spiritual one).
Clay: I just whacked off to Edward Penis Hands and nutted so much!

Ben: No way! I masturbated to that yesterday as well!

Clay: Holy shit, we're Zion Brothers!
by Edgar69 July 3, 2011
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