broken glass

Typicaly found on the one man one jar website. It is widely considered to be a sexual experience
I slid down onto the glass. But the glass shattered and the broken glass got stuck in my rectum
by thefithappygiraffe February 19, 2018
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Broken Bird Energy

Broken Bird Energy (BBE)
noun

A term used to describe a woman who curates an image of elegance, fragility, and class to mask deep-rooted manipulation, narcissism, and emotional dysfunction. She presents as soft, refined, or “above the drama”—yet somehow, she’s always at the center of it.

BBE is a brand of covert toxicity: a woman who plays the victim while creating the chaos, uses "high standards" as a front for cruelty, and subtly pulls strings behind the scenes to control people and narratives. Think soft-spoken but sharp-tongued, seemingly sweet but strategically savage.

Often tied to social climbers who thrive on attention, pity, or power through romantic manipulation, passive-aggressive competition, and emotional triangulation.

Origin:
Coined to describe a specific archetype of British-American women who claim poise and posh roots—yet act out narcissistic, insecure, and controlling behaviors behind a polished front. Think: fake stories, sugar daddies, drama addiction, home-wrecking, and the audacity to coach “elegance” while funded by dysfunction.

Common traits:

Constantly plays the victim

Creates chaos out of thin air

Uses men for emotional or financial gain

Obsessed with status and drama

Gaslights, triangulates, and blames others

Claims to be an alpha, runs the show with no receipts

Presents as elegant but causes chaos in every room

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“Bro, don’t fall for her act—she’s pure BBE. One minute she’s teaching you how to ‘walk like a lady, the next she’s rewriting the story so you're the villain and she’s the emotionally abused saint."

“She shows up in pearls and a prayer, then spends the night turning friends against each other. That’s Broken Bird Energy”
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Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.
"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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My leg is broken

Deliberately hurting oneself to get out of doing something.
Woman: Will you take the trash out?

Man: I can't. *Twists his leg* My leg is broken!

Woman: *Walks away in disgust*

Man: *Winks at the camera, then starts screaming in pain*
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 06, 2022
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Broken NPC

The same as a broken record, where they repeat themselves over and and over.
My therapist keeps saying I have clinical depression, she's starting to sound like a Broken NPC
by that guy who's not real November 22, 2020
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My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.
She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.
by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021
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