broken fake

1. when someone claims to have broken their ankle when it is clearly not true.
2. can replace more offensive explatives.

1. he's just a pussy, broken fake leg.
2. BROKEN FAKE!!!!!

broken fake by nut_fuck January 12, 2004

broken tool 

Someone who will do whatever you ask them to do (a tool), but they always end up doing the wrong thing.

Christine is such a broken tool. I asked her to get the metronome, but she got me a banana instead.

broken tool by Straemer October 5, 2007

Broken Bob 

A blob of goo sometimes reffered to as a 'bone slash.' This can cause hypothermia in the rectum.

Person 1: 'Look dude! That guys gushing from his ass!'

Person 2: Don't worry, he just has a Broken Bob.

Broken Bob by The Broken Slash December 19, 2008

Borientation 

The first day of work with a new employer, often involves hours of Human Resources psycho babble that doesn’t even pertain to your new position, leading to boredom beyond belief!

Kand: "Hey Shari, how do you like the new job?"

Shari: "I really hope this job is for me, because I don't think I can handle another borientation"

Borientation by Seahawkassault May 28, 2009

bolken 

a old hooker who smokes weed smokes crack and puts cigarettes in her vagina and is known as a filthy whore.

it was the ugliest bolken i've ever seen

bolken by jakeknowswhoitis April 25, 2016

Birkenstockings 

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

Birkenstockings by SashJo July 28, 2016

Birkensocks 

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

Birkensocks by BlockyMcBlockinson June 5, 2016