Big Boned

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.

Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

by FNFortune October 16, 2023

Triple-Boned

The state of being boned by three men at once, with the requirement that at least one boner being inserted into an ear canal.

I am currently being triple-boned, so no, I can’t hear you!

by Master P’s Theater January 28, 2024

I boned her

Have a extraordinary s*x with a woman and her bones almost went cracked of the man's force. (You can relate if you're Shaquille O'Neal's wife.)

"She said she needed comfort"
"So I phoned her "
SIKE
"I BONED HER"

Commentor: @FrokuBabayy, from the "Supa Hot Fire ENDS the Blueface's Carrer" shorts video on YTB.

by AdiniSoylemekIstemeyenOguz November 18, 2023

Pearl Bonnet

When a man ejaculates on a bald woman’s head

Do you remember that bald girl? Yeah, I gave her a pearl bonnet.

by TissuesBox March 8, 2024

Lexi Bonner

A 14 year old girl who punched an 8 year old boy on Snapchat.

Hi, I am Lexi Bonner, and I am going to beat this boy up so much. I don’t care what is wrong with him. (Friends laugh).

by JannRickles April 15, 2024

Lexi Bonner

A video going around in mostly the UK recently in April 13th of an 8 year old autistic boy getting beaten up by a 14 year old named Lexi Bonner and some other kid after he asks to be friends with her at the park. In the video Lexi can be seen throwing the kid into the ground, kicking his nuts and stomping on his ankle. Luckily the boys mom said that the oh didn’t t suffer from any broken bones but has some bruises on him. And apparently Lexi has gotten doxxed.

Kid: you know what made my cry, seeing that Lexi Bonner video… it’s so sad!
Other kid: yeah I know right! Thank god she got doxxed

by Reinbokuru April 17, 2024

frog boned

Waking up to a man that was far more attractive when you went to bed.

Oof…I woke up to an unfortunate looking man today. I was Frog Boned.

by SmokeShowRandy April 29, 2024