Definitions by FNFortune

Kysexual

It has two meanings!

1. A sexuality which means you're attracted to suicidal people like Sayori. Hence the name, KYS-exual.

2. A sexuality which means you're attracted to the cartoon character Kyle Broflovski, and anything that resembles him.

For example, you can't date someone, if they don't look like Kyle. If you want to impress them, buy that fucking ushanka.

Meaning 1:

Person 1 - Oh my god, you're suicidal?
Person 2 - Y-Yes..?
Person 1 - I'm KYSexual, so we're dating now, I love you.
Person 2 - Really? Wow, that makes me want to live again!
Person 1 - ..I think we have to break up, fuck you, bye!
Person 2 - (is dead now)
Person 1 - WHY WERE YOU LYING I LOVE YO-

Example 2:

Person 3: Hey I kind of.. I like you.
Person 4: You have the ushanka, orange jacket and everything~
Person 3: Okay, and?
Person 4: I'm kysexual~

Kysexual by FNFortune December 18, 2023

~

The classic tilde! At least to my knowledge, it's most commonly used for flirting nowadays. Or sounding cute, if you're innocent enough to think that way. Here's an example, showing a message WITH the tilde, and without it:

Example 1: I'm home alone, wanna come over?

Example 2: I'm home alone, wanna come over~?

~ by FNFortune December 18, 2023

Big Boned 

Often used as an excuse to being fat. Also, if you use this, you sound a fuck-lot like Eric Cartman.

Shut up fatass!

I'm not fat, I'm big boned!

Big Boned by FNFortune October 16, 2023

Cartmancore

Cartmancore is like Nightcore, but the singer HAS TO sound EXACTLY like Eric Cartman, from South Park. So, when you speed a song up, and it sounds like Cartman, post it somewhere.. I guess..

I love Cartmancore!

..The fuck is wrong with you..? How can you only love it, and not adore it!?

Cartmancore by FNFortune October 16, 2023