A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job
by AlysonTellsAll January 7, 2020
Get the Hurricane Blumpkin mug.by DJR632 April 19, 2020
Get the modified blumpkin mug.Related Words
A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.
Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.
Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?
Person B: Yup...
by evilleppy June 13, 2020
Get the simulated blumpkin mug.by Bigdicktony69 April 27, 2021
Get the Boobie Blumpkin mug.by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021
Get the Reverse blumpkin mug.A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.
by KromPecker February 14, 2022
Get the Lund Blumpkin mug.When you go to the county fair with your girl and get hammered and she gets horny so she blows you while you’re sitting on the port-a-John.
Damn bro I was at the fair and got the best Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 the shit was lit fam. Harleys are slow
by Bear Grylls888 April 4, 2022
Get the Deluxe Blumpkin 1000 mug.