Reverse Blumpkin “Pauly” 

When a girl is on the toilet taking a shit and leans forward to give you head

Man last night was crazy... I followed her into the bathroom and she said she had to take a dump. I wanted a reverse blumpkin “pauly” so reluctantly she gave in.

Reverse Blumpkin “Pauly” by Notsoswift December 19, 2019

Hurricane Blumpkin 

A hurricane blumpkin is when a male is shitting and receiving a blow job, then turns around and shits on the blowjob giver, then turns back around to proceed with the blow job

She was giving me a blumpkin but I turned around and made it a hurricane blumpkin

Hurricane Blumpkin by AlysonTellsAll January 7, 2020

modified blumpkin 

A man receiving a blow job while the female is sitting on the toilet taking a shit.

My girlfriend loves giving me a modified Blumpkin while taking a dump on the toilet.

modified blumpkin by DJR632 April 19, 2020

simulated blumpkin 

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

simulated blumpkin by evilleppy June 13, 2020

Boobie Blumpkin 

When you breastfeed while your taking a shit.

I love it when my wife lets me have a boobie blumpkin.

Boobie Blumpkin by Bigdicktony69 April 27, 2021

Reverse blumpkin

(Noun) The incredible experience of getting ones salad tossed while urinating simultaneously.

I came back to smoke a joint. The reverse blumpkin was just a bonus.

Reverse blumpkin by FlappiVajyna May 29, 2021

Lund Blumpkin 

A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.

After getting really drunk at Divers, she gave him a Lund blumpkin underneath his house.

Lund Blumpkin by KromPecker February 14, 2022