my Beetle

1. Used as a term of possession for a person of intended affection; one’s lover

Me, “I was speaking with my Beetle yesterday.”
You, “who?”
Me, “mine.”

by Dango mango June 2, 2024

Penis Beetle

Penis beetle

Penis beetle

by Inni84 June 17, 2024

dung beetle on top of the poop

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.

The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

by BHARAT_THE_GREAT June 23, 2025

Re-Beet

When you get a can of beets in a food pantry box and immediately donate it back to a different food pantry.

Bob took the good stuff and decided then and there to Re-Beet the rest.

by Tuberacer July 17, 2025

Doing The Beetle

Doing The Beetle is saying that your having a bang with someone other then your Girlfriend/Boyfriend

Lets start Doing The Beetle at Walmart tomorrow

by Big Dick Mikey August 6, 2016

bag o' beetus

(noun) synonym for extra large, extra salty, extra greasy, bag of potato chips

Mary: Henry watch ur diabeetus!
Henry: I wanna eat mah bag o' beetus!
*munch, munch, munch*

by TheWhiteBowser February 16, 2017

3 layered beet cake

When 3 beet farmers all pile onto each other and rub beets into their skin, always qat the beginning of a full moon.

What do you mean “3 layered beet cake”??? I’m not an animal, Shelia.

by Jessijuh July 27, 2018