Balloon holder

A retarded person

Balloon holders shouldn’t be allowed in the bathroom for more than five minutes by themselves

by JJJaiLLujann May 21, 2018

thot balloons

Breasts of a female which is considered a thot (promiscious)

Bro bro! Check out the thot balloons on that stripper!

by plankton jacobs April 24, 2019

Hot Slurp Balloon

A condom filled with piss

Hey, man did you hear about the Hot Slurp Balloon?
No, I did not what is it

It's when you piss in a condom, tie it off, and use it as a dildo

I fucked my girl with that hot slurp balloon last night, then she drank it

by NerdFucker69 February 19, 2023

finger like a balloon

When a finger is sore.

The finger like a balloon is an infection.

by Debskelly1985 March 21, 2023

Balloon Carcass

The body of a popped balloon

"Oh no! You popped my balloon and now it's balloon carcass"

by Magconfan101 June 03, 2015

Tie her balloon

To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.

He knows just how to tie her balloon.

by Zaerion February 25, 2023

Balloon Popper

When a girl (or guy with moobs) cuts their tits and then gives a titjob

"Yo I heard Phil got a balloon popper from Kacie"

"Yeah, she's a freak fr"

by mikehawk921087 February 03, 2025