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Backwards Philosophy

Being backwards in philosophy is using the most vulgar, insane, terrorizing, antagonizing, and grotesque methods possible or employable in order to establish oneself.
I was using backwards philosophy in direction when I started attacking the helpless while at war.
by Kevin P. Olson July 29, 2022
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backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022
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Backwardsing

During foreplay, when your Significant Other drops their pants and reveals they have naughty bits that do not match up with their presumed gender
Last night, Macy pulled out her huge dick when we were about to get it out. She was backwardsing me!”
by anonymous November 20, 2022
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Backward xylophone

Person 1: Chris died
Person 2: Wasn't he gay
Person 1: Yeah he's a backward xylophone now
by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022
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backwards sunshine

The backwards sunshine is a sexual act where one person bends over to show their asshole and shits, and at the same time pisses while the other person lies on their back letting it fall on their face.
“Bro Brandi tried to give me a backwards sunshine!”

“What’d you do??”

“I put on my sunglasses
by Inventor of “altenalo” September 21, 2022
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Backwards Chameleon Tongue

When you sling your ballsack back between your legs and dunk your balls into your anus
Emeric: Have you ever done a backwards chameleon tongue?

Daryl: No, I hate shit on my balls.
Zane: My balls lack the dexterity.
by Candice Reema September 24, 2022
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bakeboarding

Hey jack would you like too go bakeboarding?
by Hshsiakvabjsiis January 6, 2023
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