Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨

by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.

We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!

by Darla Defective September 25, 2020

A Brandon

means a square up tight and virgin

Your such a Brandon

by Tommy oakes July 28, 2021

Sussy Brandon

A sussy and sexy male with a gigantic cock who fucks his boys. Usually Adam and Gayson. Hard and fast

My boy did a Sussy Brandon on me last night

by Deezdeezdeezdeez September 9, 2021

kylie and brandon

This is the cutest couple ever, they should be married
Kylie loves brandon soo much that she would walk millions of miles just to be with him
Brandon loves kylie soo much he would give up his life 4 her

Kylie and Brandon are goals

by MAndB Inc. April 10, 2017

Jack And Brandon

Everyone’s fav gay duo.

Woah look at them jack and brandon

by I like crabs December 3, 2020

Let’s Go Brandon

Just so you know, Brandon is a clandestine term meaning two dudes blowing each other in a pickup truck.

Did you see the trumptard and his trumptard “fishing buddy” Let’s Go Brandon in the front seat of that lifted diesel truck? They got jizz all over each others mustaches.

by trumplost2020 October 22, 2022