why did i come here ?

So,you have probably clicked on the word and now you are reading and wondering;Why the hell did i search for that ?So,now you are probably questing your entire existence ,you are tying to find where you really belong to.What's your purpose ?You have never ever thought this day would come ,because you never thought you would search Why did i come here ? in Urban Dictionary.You see it's in the nature of humans to make such choices and ..well...face the consequences .Because Why did i come here ? it's not a word nor a random phrase.It is the fundamental foundation of the society we live in today.It is an ideology.A way of living someone would say.3 minutes ago you decided to search for that phrase thinking no one was going to give a definition for it,thinking you would fulfill you destiny ,and answer all your questions about existence ,life and death ,the universe itself.And ,yes ,the question remains in your mind ,:Why did i come here? and you are tying your best to find a solution to this endless paradox.You seem confused.Well,there is more.By entering every single word for that phrase ,letter by letter you pinpointed the path of your faith.You have created an anomaly in spacetime itself.Every fundamental string of the universe ,every single particle is affected by your ...your curiosity.This paradox created a space shifting matrix which you can never escape.You will never forget the moment you typed these damned words:Why did i come here ?.

example ~ you right now :Why did i come here ?What am i supposed to do now ?

by Confused Cat January 12, 2018

Ever wonder why we're here

One of life's great mysteries, isn't it?

Hey.

Yeah?

Ever wonder why we're here?

by A Incredible Pseudonym January 18, 2019

Why did the chicken cross the road?

So he could, if only for a moment, try to escape the traumatic and haunting memories that shaped his tumultuous childhood.

Joseph Stalin: Why chicken cross road? ( Why did the chicken cross the road?)

Adolf Hitler: Sos ve could, ifs only for ze moment, try tooz escape ze traumatic and haunting memories zvaht shaped zhis tumultuous childhood.

by PopeMHG June 3, 2018

why are you giving me a handjob?

A means of expressing confusion or contempt.

Derived from any cookie-cutter porn situation in which a female character disguised as teacher/friend's hot mom/friend's hot sister/nurse/doctor "unexpectedly" gives the male character a handjob.

Fritz: Dude, I boned your mom last night. Ah yea.
Ben: Dude, Fritz, why are you giving me a handjob?

by Beefy McNasty January 8, 2008

baby why aint you in school?

"Baby why ain't you in school" is a colloquial phrase used to express concern or reprimand someone, usually a young person, for not attending school or fulfilling their educational obligations.

With a stern and worried tone, Alexa confronts Caden and asks, "baby why aint you in school?" as she tries to understand the reason behind Caden's absence from school.

by SuperMajesticStar April 6, 2023

why are Minecraft villagers so dumb

Because they are a villager in Minecraft, they physically cannot be smart!

GIVE ME MENDING ALREADY, bro, why are Minecraft villagers so dumb?

by ProSkillz404 June 21, 2022

You know why I’m here.

Often accompanied by someone playing a few seconds of the song titled "Sicko Mode" by Travis Scott, they are the cursed words every single McDonald’s employee had to listen to day in and day out every single day between September 8th and October 4th 2020 when excited customers came to order the meal at their local McDonald’s, some even visiting several as they reportedly had shortages on common items found in the meal due to the popularity of the promotion. If you’d like to see some of this madness for yourself, search up "you know why I’m here" on YouTube. (Without the quotation marks.)

McDonald’s employee: Hi, welcome to McDonald’s can I take your order?

Customer: You know why I’m here. (plays Sicko Mode)

Employee: *sighs internally* You want some Sprite with that?

Customer: Yeah.

by Mikkebak August 9, 2021