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instant asshole

Frat boy to waitress:
I'd like 3 redbull vodkas.

Waitress to bartender:
3 instant assholes please.
by ahonakibs December 27, 2010
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loose asshole

A butthole that has been penetrated by a overly pompous wanker
Jill had been anally fucked too many times, therefore she has a loose asshole
by Opissermcwanker November 2, 2013
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Hotter than the devil's asshole

A more extreme expression to convey intense heat.

Similar to "hotter than hell", and more uncomfortably specific.
It is hotter than the devil's asshole and our a/c is broken.

Don't touch that plate, it's hotter than the devil's asshole.
by Catullus Nex September 1, 2013
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Ashley

A girl whose beauty is only rival to every sun set and sun rise in the world concurrently. Naturally good at everything she puts effort into, such as dancing and drawing. She has good life goals and the determination to do her best to succeed. An amazing friend who cares enormously for everyone who shows her friendship. Of course she is an amazing girlfriend and lover, who judges her partners only on personality. She has the power to change someones life and make them truly happy with just three words and her amazing smile.
Random: Describe her to me...
Nathan: What more can I say then shes just Ashley.
Random: Woah.
by Nathank11 September 29, 2011
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ashley

gorgeous woman with stunning blue eyes, a beutiful smile, amazing personality and is a great friend, if you are lucky enough to know ashley then kudos to you because you must have done something right in a past life.
wow, did you see her? she's a total "ashley"
by too much drama if she knew August 29, 2010
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asshole dentata

An asshole that has sharp teeth in it that will bite off cocks.
Fuck dude I tried to fuck Beth in the butt last night and her asshole dentata bit my dick off
by Jacobithador June 15, 2008
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Asshole Jack

A theatre kid. Most likely gay. Likes to compliment himself up while putting down others. Steals phrases from other people. Also ditches friends to go see movies by himself. However is still loved for their amazing talent.
Wow! i'm really talented! I'm like an Asshole Jack!
by ohhotdamn2 December 24, 2010
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