Asamusay

1. The Blackfoot Redneck replies to any Question asking where he gets his orders from with another question without the interrogator knowing it.

2. Code stands for "A Sam you say?" Lord Bud's father was Sam so it is a correct answer to the question (Where do you get your orders from?)and not a lie ...Laugh you, silly humans.
3. A common law miscommunication tactic used by Natives of all tribes descendants of "UNCLE SAM and MOTHER MARY"

4. An Urban Dictionary contributor Presumed to study ethology Maybe an ethologist and it is suspected to eat unicorns. Everyone with SAM in their name is presumed to be getting their info from the correct source. AMEN

Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice.

The interrogation

CIA agent: Who Is your Highest authority and from where do you get your orders?

Lord Bud: Asamusay? A Sam you say?

CIA agent: (looking puzzled repeats it) Asamusay?

Lord Bud: Yes I knew you would see it my way eventually. Laugh you, silly humans...

by Spiritual-Master February 7, 2022

St.Asaph

The Mecca of North Wales.

St.Asaph, it's like the Mecca of North Wales.

by Slasher Fierce November 4, 2011

as a bro.

A phrase said when you want your bro to know that your telling the absolute truth.

bro 1:"DUDE, I HAVE CANCER."
bro 2:"shut up..."
bro 1: "as a bro."
bro 2: "OH SHIT, that sucks!! Can i get your pool table when your gone?"

by BIGDRA October 19, 2010

tight as a boiled owl

(1)The state of being extremely drunk on alcoholic beverages.
(2)Sadly no longer used, Victorian term for being extremely drunk or hungover. Should be brought back into the lexicon.

Bro 1: How you feeling bro?
Bro 2: Tight as a boiled owl.
Bro 1: Bro, you’re intoxicated.

by Santos L Harper January 16, 2021

I sexually identify as a submarine

For those who sexually identify as submarines

I sexually identify as a submarine! Respect my periscope you bigot!
Shoot your torpedo inside me USS Wahoo (SS-238)

by lord of the silver rings June 2, 2017

ASAP'er

A job or other task that needs to be done As Soon As Possible.

I left a memo on your desk. Deal with it right away--it's an asap'er.

by Douglas Goldstein January 21, 2005

Asante Samuel

An NFL Cornerback who is one of the best to ever play the position

Better than Champ Bailey

Steven: "Damn Asante Samuel is so raw"
Amer: "No Reggie Bush is better"
Tarik: "Shut the fuck up..."
Steven: "lol"

by Stevensnider January 7, 2009