bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob

a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob is somebody who sucks big black sweaty ball sack and is probably fucking his mom right now

Chase Russell who goes to frontier academy in greeley colorado who is a bitch-ass-fuck-your mom-dick-gaywad-poser-noob. FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BITCH LOSER COCKSUCKING NOOB POSER ONE DAY I AN GOING TO KILL YOU I AM GOING TO CUT YOUR CHEST OPEN, RIP YOUR RIB CAGE OPEN, EAT YOUR ORGANS, CUT OFF YOUR 1 INCH DICK, FEED IT TO MY DOGS, AND THROW YOUR BODY INTO A WOOD CHIPPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. AwesomePOOP IN MAH MOUTH April 26, 2011

Poser

Someone who thinks of himself/herself as a wolf (or fox) amongst sheeple, though most people that know them think they're a fucking idiot.

The poser talked a lot of shit about sheeple.

by Solid Mantis September 20, 2019

poser

an enemy of the celery.

a funny one though

celery: "hey look, its the posers"
other celery: "i wonder if the'll come to entert- i mean to annoy us"

by lovelyhatz May 17, 2023

Poserativity

1. When a cretin decides to take a side of someone for the clout.

2. The scale of which a clout chaser is chasing the clout.

Gilad: I love this guys Instagram account
Vibhav: I remember you said you hate it before, What type of poserativity.
Gilad: Oh no you caught me, I'm a poser

by K.Ganesan February 1, 2021

poser

Someone that thinks a beanie with a crocheted brim makes her look tougher.

The girl thought she was really a newsboy because she had a beanie with a crocheted visor that the salespeople called a newsboy hat. She thought if she was seen in a hat like that, people would walk on the other side of the street when they saw her, and she thought that way because she was a poser.

by The Original Agahnim October 31, 2021

poser

Someone who wears clothing to look like they're something they aren't

Andrew: Holy crap dude did you see chris's new skater shoes.

Logan: Yea he's a total poser.

by lotubs8 October 26, 2009

Poser

A person who gives people the idea to think that they skate, when they really don't. An example of what a poser wears is Thrasher and anything from Zumiez. Some posers ride penny boards, which doesn't make them any less of a poser, but let's just be honest - at least they go on wheels. If you're a beginner skater, you aren't a poser, because you actually skate. If you're called a poser for being a beginner, kick that person in the balls.

Only posers wear Thrasher!

by rainbowgorilla April 25, 2023