don't give a flying fuck 

Whenever people say this to me on Snapchat, i report them

'don't give a flying fuck'
'neither do i that your gonna get banned now'

don't give a flying fuck by iDontTrustYou December 6, 2023

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon 

When you’re playing fortnite and you lose a 1v1 when you shouldn’t have

Can’t believe I lost that man, “Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon” dude

Save a mattress, fuck a watermelon by 3of3irish December 23, 2022

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa 

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day 

On January 9th, despite views on your future sexual orientation, you are highly encouraged to hit up a furry and have some intimate relationships with them!

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day
Todd: Oh shit dude, its January 9th, we gotta fuck a furry!
Jerald: Dude you gotta get a big one, last year was some scrawny white dude who smelled like a day old four loko

January 9th, National Fuck a Furry Day by ffaiit January 5, 2024

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.> 

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>I Am About TO Buy A Walker & Fuck It<.7.9.7.6.> by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 28, 2025

what the fuck is a kilometer

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR (GUNSHOTS) (EAGLE CRIES)

"WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER"
"I DONT KNOW"

what the fuck is a kilometer by cyassiiherselflol September 28, 2021

fuck up a bag

To run through money, spend a lot of money.

Let’s fuck up a bag today? I’m trying to fuck up a bag

fuck up a bag by Moët Mills November 17, 2017