In a word-amazing. One of a kind, loves to flirt, hates hispanics, and lives to hack facebook statuses. She is loyal to the end, but will burn you down if you don't live up to her standards. You want her on your team. Also, likes Mexican food and Popsicles. Breaks easily so handle with care.
Look at that bitch in the convertible with eyelashes. Such a Parker Coulson move.
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
Two men willing to fight to the death? Must be a Parker Coulson
by parkk December 9, 2012
Get the Parker Coulsonmug. A stupid n***** with blonde hair and brown eyes. An egocentric bastard with stupid facial expressions that somehow don't even outweigh his immense stupidity. Parker will leave you in the dust as his stupid triple chin blasts off into space. Always somehow manages to ruin a group joke, even when the continuation of the joke is laid out right in front of him on a carboard wafer. Uses "smart" words/phrases, to make himself seem like he knows what the FUCK he is talking about when he doesn't have a clue. Way too competitive over stupid things just like one of his other friends (TJA). Won't explicitly say the n word, but will say lots of racist things, including defending people that should DEFINITELY not be defended.
Josh: Hey Parker, what you doin?
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
Parker Lee Bennett: YOUR SISTER!!
Josh: But.. I don't have a sister
Parker Lee Bennett: *smirk* You will in nine months!!! *smugly*
Josh: So.. you fucked sperm..?
Parker Lee Bennett:
Josh:
by 9090alex January 6, 2023
Get the Parker Lee Bennettmug. friend 1: hey girl guess who i just linked with
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
friend 2: who
friend 1: d’ante parker!
friend 2: I was just with him last night wtf
“your acting like Dante”
“ I don’t cheat imma parker”
by Tallheifer3 February 2, 2023
Get the D’ante Parkermug. runs around the halls screaming leave me alone and flips u off if u even say her name-brady willman is in love with her
"hey did u see that kayli parker walking around"
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off
"yeah i asked her something and she yelled at me and flipped me off
by marbyssssss September 9, 2021
Get the kayli parkermug. A guy who will act super nice at first. Is into sports and has lots of friends who are douchebags but seems different until you really get to know him. Once you do, you better run because he gets super possessive, argumentative and never lets you have an opinion. He may have a large dick but don't let it fool you as his personality is actually total shit and due to his cockiness he doesn't understand how to take no for an answer.
Person 1: "Wow I fucked Parker last night. Best sex EVER."
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
Person 2: Girl you didn't tell me he was a PARKER. You better stop dating him they're jerks.
by urbanspite January 31, 2018
Get the Parkermug. Parker she’s the most amazing GIRL she’s so sweet and caring and will support you through everything! She is always laughing and making your day better. She is always looking for someone to joke around with! She’s very athletic and very very competitive. She is a beautiful girl with hardly any flaws! She has a very kind heart and makes an amazing friend🥰
by thegreatperson01 November 8, 2019
Get the Parkermug. Gets shagged by men but only on Mondays . calls it accountancy when its actually just being a rent boy , also lives in a caravan and drinks 40 cans of Guinness a day
by SmashedAndrandom December 28, 2024
Get the parkermug.