The "Alex Squared Syndrome". In other words, a syndrome that causes the individual to be late to EVERY event. It derived from both Alex's: DM & DB. You know you've got it when you're tired as heck, look a little high, or start arriving late to events in a consecutive sequence. You'll never be early, nor on time, once you've got the syndrome!
DM & DB arrive late to a band event.
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
DB: Looks like we're both late...AGAIN!!!
DM: And at the same time, for the thousandth time!
DB & DM (togehter): It's the A^2 Syndrome!
by alealealejandro June 21, 2011

December 2nd is the one day that all school students should skip. This day should be a day to celebrate the best time of the year (also celebrating the end of No Nut November).
by factspitter819 October 29, 2019

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death November 9, 2018

Girl: I found a funny definition for rule 34!
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
Boy: what page is it on?
Girl: the very last page!
Boy: rule -2
by Sonicwave.exe May 11, 2021

by idrkkkkkk October 25, 2019

The 2% rule is a reference measurement noting the relative amount smarter you need to be (or think) to be able to pull off a particular task.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Frequently used as a gentle insult or to point out someone's apparent stupidity, usually in direct reference to a task said person is presently trying to accomplish. Typically but not limited to involving the use or inability to use a piece of technology.
Person 1: I can't get my phone to upload this picture I just took of myself to Myspace.
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
Person 2: 2% rule.
or
Drunk guy 1 (after having a few more drinks): That dude doesn't look so tough anymore. I'm gonna kick his a$$ now.
Less drunk guy 2: That last shot dropped you down to 1%.
Drunk guy 1 (slurring): Wait, whut?
by deadw8 May 30, 2010
